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From the news:
The CDC has *finally* admitted they screwed up and have started quarentine procedures with Ebola.

It absolutely baffles me that it took this long for them to start quarentining people. I can remember thinking about three weeks ago that we're basically *allowing* this shit to spread by not restricting travel...
No Shit Sherlock
Personally I'm pissed at the CDC. 1st rule of infectious disease: everyone stays put. Now instead of this being just a local PANdemic it's turned into a global EPIdemic :(
More from Opposing Views:
A school in Alabama made a 5 year-old sign an agreement that she wouldn't shoot up the school after she made a gun joke with a CRAYON (she pointed it at another student and said "pew pew"; they also showed a drawing that actually wasn't mentioned in the article). She was forced to undergo a psychiatric evaluation and the school wanted her mother to take her to a psychologist (the mother refused).

WTF? I understand schools want to avoid gun violence but this is ridiculous. They showed the picture and it didn't even look like a regular gun; it maybe looked like a flint-lock pistol from the 1800s: they were muzzle-loading and shot 1 steel ball at a time. I personally would be more wary of a student that didn't make jokes; they say it's usually the quiet ones that end up going all batshit and shooting up the school.
Posted by a friend of mine on Facebook:
A senator from Illinois was attacked via billboard for an endorsement from an athiest group.

This made me shake my head; it doesn't even say if he's an athiest, just that he's supported by them. Besides, even if he is, it shouldn't matter. There are plenty of a**hole  Christians/good athiests out there.
I like this new layout.
I think this is only the 2nd time DAs changed in like 10 years.
Since I can't work/go to school I usually watch t.v. throughout the day. Usually it's scientific stuff, but every once in a while it's something ridiculous like Jerry Springer. I know it sounds odd but when you watch it as much as I do you begin to notice a pattern.
Of course I know there are exceptions.

1. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
It always amuses me when a story starts with "Well (s)he's cheated on me before...". Gee, really? Why didn't you leave the first time? Some adults are like children: if they think can get away with it, they'll keep doing it.

2. If you get rejected by your lover, don't expect your spouse to take you back.
It amuses me when someone leaves their spouse for their lover, but that lover rejects them. They try to do some major backtracking, but that 1st person is like "Oh hell no". Karma, ass.

3. If someone is cheating on you, it's best to just leave.
They obviously don't care enough to be faithful. It always gets me when the girlfriend/baby momma fights the woman he cheated with. HE is the one that cheated knowing full well what he was doing was wrong. Quite frankly he didn't care enough, so why should you?

4. If she has an Adam's Apple, run!
It's really funny when somebody who's OBVIOUSLY a transsexual comes on and reveals she's actually a man and the guy starts freaking out. It's definitely a "...really?" moment.

5. If you're pregnant, don't wait like 5 or 6 months to tell the father.
This I seriously don't get. These women have been pregnant for MONTHS but they don't tell the father until it's been like 6/7 months. Sure, they were really irresponsible in the first place, but that doesn't give you the excuse to be irresponsible now.

6. If you've seen their face at family functions, just say no.
It always grosses me out when someone is sleeping with a cousin or something, especially when it's someone who changed your daipers. I think I saw one where a woman was sleeping with her stepfather or something. That one SERIOUSLY grossed me out (especially because I think I was watching that episode with MY stepfather).

7. If they're old enough to be your parent or young enough to be your child, don't date them.
This is another one that really creeps me out. If you can remember the Cuban Missile Crisis or you weren't alive when 9/11 happened, then ew. Find someone your own age.

8.  If he has a female friend (particularly if they spend a lot of time together) he's pprroobbaabbllyy cheating.
This one's a HUGE exception- I have had TONS of guy friends and I have only kissed 2/slept with 1 WHILE WE WERE DATING.

9. If the shoes come off, it's on!
It's kinda funny when whoever kicks their shoes off as they're coming out onto the stage. Catfight!

I know Jerry Springer is likely staged. I watch it because it's entertaining.
What I Learned from Jerry Springer
Total guilty pleasure :3

Added a couple that I forgot before.


Sara Baker
United States
I was in a car accident a few years ago, had a stroke and now I have something called Locked-in Syndrome:…

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gymnosophist Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Professional Writer
:D:D B-Day! :party: Hope you have a fun one & that this year will be your best yet... :heart:
914four Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:cake: Happy Birthday Sara! :party:
VenusTheInsaneOne Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014
Happy Birthday :heart:
Thanks for the fav!
SilverInkblot Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you for the faves :D
gymnosophist Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Professional Writer
:XD: Thanks for the fav... :heart:
lordmep Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for joining our group. Feel free to make your voice heard at any time.
GloryAngel Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2014
My memory's shot- which group was that?
lordmep Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
GloryAngel Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2014
Ah, ok.
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